She Sells Sea Shells
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
“A sure thing!” thought she, but she saw not the flaw in her sea shore store.
You see, she had to shut her sea shells shop as soon as sea shore shoppers started to see that being by the sea shore they could simply sample shells for free.
They soon could see her sea shells shop was just a sham to scam shoppers, and so they shunned and shamed her as a selfish shellfish-selling charlatan.
She now sells sea shells by the sea shore no more.